Hi, my name is Patch and I am giant and fluffy and so handsome with my one blue eye and a long husky nose. The lady I’m living with says I look like a werewolf bear, especially when I’m pondering something, which is often. But I’m also a big sweet clown who loves to play almost as much as I love to climb up into your lap and give you slow chin smooches while gazing into your eyes.
Don’t you want me to come live with you? I’ll be ready to go around April 9th!